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"Buttholes That Abuse The System at The Airport"

"Buttholes That Abuse The System at The Airport"

Update: 2025-11-19
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“Do you think the internet’s rankings truly reflect who belongs at the top—or are they just a reflection of who shouts the loudest?” That’s the question JB and Sandy tackle in this lively episode, where the duo dives into the controversial late-night host rankings from ranker.com and the surprising absence of icons like Jay Leno and Jimmy Kimmel from the top spots. The conversation sparks nostalgia and debate, with Sandy reminiscing about interviewing Jon Stewart before his rise to fame and JB sharing a once-in-a-lifetime story about answering a call from the legendary Johnny Carson at his first radio job in Omaha, Nebraska. 

 Listeners are treated to memorable moments, including Sandy’s candid admission of benefiting from wheelchair assistance at airports—a story that segues into a timely debate about travel ethics, airline policies, and karma. The hosts don’t shy away from tough questions: “How do you enforce fairness without being insensitive?” and “Is karma real when it comes to travel hacks?” The episode is packed with laughter, self-reflection, and sharp commentary on everything from hockey fights cancer night to Southwest Airlines’ new seating policies.

Notable Quotes:
  • “I would put Fallon before Conan O’Brien. And Fallon, by the way, just had it 25. Weird.”
  • “My mother has to use those services… She’s 83 years old and has a tough time getting around. So for able-bodied people, that’s bad karma.”
  • “JB, tell everybody your trick on how to get people to not sit in the middle seat. ‘Just the Lord.’”


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"Buttholes That Abuse The System at The Airport"

"Buttholes That Abuse The System at The Airport"

Sandy McIlree